Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
OMG I just tried to text you something dirty but accidentally texted the obama campaign
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
Randomize
