how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
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Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
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Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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