"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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