Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
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