Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
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Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
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Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
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