i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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