The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
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scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
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Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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