Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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