so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I love you. Go after that dick
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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