i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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