I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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