Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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