My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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