My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I love black thongs
i may or may not be watching the land before time
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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