She's JV to your varsity
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
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