Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
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i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
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ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
He did a backflip because drugs
I have post one night stand depression
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
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