Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
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I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
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I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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