I'm gonna have a badass scar
I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
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Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
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I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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