its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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