How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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