i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
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