Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
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I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
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Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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