so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
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