youre lurking in front of me
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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