More tranny stories later!
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
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