You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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