oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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