We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
Randomize
