you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
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This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
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I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
We left the knife in your bed.
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
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