one might say we're banned from that church
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
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He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
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Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
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