Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
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