I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
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Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
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It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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