I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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