their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
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