WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
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I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
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i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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