Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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