We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
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She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
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I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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