I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
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