can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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