You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
smell my finger.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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