we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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