i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Randomize
