so that wasnt chicken after all
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
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She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
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True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
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