you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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