Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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