I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
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There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
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You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
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