Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
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He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
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We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
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