4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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