Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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