are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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