i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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