sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
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he confused my yawn for an orgasm
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
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Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
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