he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
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Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
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I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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